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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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