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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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