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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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