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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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