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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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