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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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