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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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