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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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