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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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