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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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