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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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