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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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