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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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