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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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