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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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