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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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