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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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