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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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