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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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