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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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