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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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