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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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