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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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