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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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