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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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