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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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