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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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