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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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