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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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