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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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