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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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