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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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