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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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