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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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