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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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