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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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