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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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