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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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