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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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