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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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