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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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