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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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