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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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