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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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