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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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