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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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