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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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