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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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