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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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