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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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