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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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