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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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