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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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