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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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