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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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