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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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