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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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